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Lump of Coal Soap

Lump of Coal Soap

$12.00 USD
$12.00 USD
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Got a spot on Santa’s Naughty List? Scrub away your sins with our Lump of Coal soap, the cheekiest way to cleanse your wicked ways! This pitch-black bar isn’t just a gag gift—it’s a bold, woody, and earthy-scented masterpiece that’ll leave you smelling like a mischievous forest sprite who just outsmarted the Big Guy in Red. Perfect for rebels, pranksters, or anyone who’s ever “borrowed” the last Christmas cookie, this soap lathers up rich and leaves your skin as smooth as Santa’s sleigh tracks. Grab one, wash off the naughty, and strut into the Nice List like you own the North Pole!



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Ingredients

Ingredients: Coconut Oil (Cocos Nucifera Oil), Palm Oil (Elaeis Guineensis Oil), Safflower Oil (Carthamus Tinctorius Seed Oil), Glycerine (Glycerin), Purified Water (Aqua), Sodium Hydroxide (Sodium Hydroxide), Safflower Oil (Carthamus Tinctorius Seed Oil), Shea Butter (Butyrospermum Parkii Butter), Purified Water (Aqua), Sodium Hydroxide, Sorbitol, Propylene Glycol, Sorbitan Oleate (Sorbitan Oleate), Activated Charcoal, Bentonite Clay, Oat Protein (Hydrolyzed Oats), Titanium Dioxide, Fragrance

Benefits

If you follow the instructions you might find yourself on the Nice list! No guarantees though.

Instructions

Ho ho ho, you naughty little scamp, you’ve nabbed yourself a Lump of Coal soap, the official sudsy punishment for landing on Santa’s Naughty List! To use this bad-boy bar, first, confess your mischievous deeds to the bathroom mirror—don’t hold back, that time you stole your sibling’s candy cane counts! Lather up under a hot shower, scrubbing away the evidence of your naughtiness (sorry, glitter from that prank won’t budge). Work the coal-black foam into a frothy frenzy, imagining you’re washing away your sins while Santa’s elves snicker in the background. Rinse thoroughly—unless you want to leave a sooty trail like a chimney sweep on the run. Use daily until you’re sparkling clean or until Santa slides you back onto the Nice List… whichever comes first!